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Stolen from moonie_tricks



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Flaming june!



  1. Over 2000 people have now climbed flaming june, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!

  2. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention flaming june.

  3. Half a cup of flaming june contains only seventeen calories!

  4. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are flaming june.

  5. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into flaming june.

  6. If you drop flaming june from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.

  7. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear flaming june had to pay a special flaming june tax.

  8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for flaming june is two minutes.

  9. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to flaming june!

  10. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by flaming june.




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# 8 is, sadly, so true...




Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gale Harold!



  1. Gale Harold can taste with his feet.

  2. Gale Haroldocracy is government by Gale Harold.

  3. By tradition, a girl standing under Gale Harold cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.

  4. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Gale Harold for the rest of the day.

  5. Gale Harold can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.

  6. Reindeer like to eat Gale Harold.

  7. Gale Harold can last longer without water than a camel can.

  8. Research indicates that Gale Harold will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

  9. To check whether Gale Harold is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Gale Harold will sink, and fresh Gale Harold will float!

  10. The Gale Harold-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Gale Harold-fights take place there every day.




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I guess I need to start getting out of bed by the opposide side I got in.

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Oh my God! The second one about Gale, especially #5, but even numbers 1, 6, 8, 9, and 10, could provide fodder for RPS bad!fic writers for years to come!

And yeah, I'm all over that bed thing. ;)

:D

sadly, my bed is next to a wall, so no Gale Harold for me. And I don't really like bananas either. What is he, a fruit fly? Um.

Only two minutes?

:D

This whole thing is too funny!

As long as there are memes like these, I'll never be truly weird *lol*

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