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Most of the ones I got sounded suspiciously like masturbation euphemisms... I mean, "I can't because I have to wax my hot friend"? C'mon! LOL

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I'd really love to, but I can't because I have to...

disarm my huge carpet.

cuddle my new hair.

tighten my frumpy weasel.

These are really dirty. *loves*

tighten my frumpy weasel.

*giggles* Those bring out the schoolgirl in me.

I can't because I have to...

...tighten my angry prisoner.

...hide my angry unicycle.

...thwart my burnt prisoner.

AND THE JACKPOT EXCUSE OF THE NIGHT...

I can't because I have to lift my hot underpants.

Good times, these were.

Good times, these were.

Useless Nice way to waste spend time, ain't it?

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