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85% of the guys who die while having sex are cheating on their wives. <--- Karma is a bitch.
Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.
Peanuts are used in the manufacture of dynamite. <--- Do the boxes have a warning saying that they may contain peanuts?
Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die. <--- So are people with allergies dumber?
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'.

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Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

I knew those leftie scissors were invented for a reason other than pissing off the right handed people.

Having been forced to use right-handed scissors for most of my life, I can well believe the second one.

Lucky I'm not left handed. I hurt myself enough as it is!

85% of the guys who die while having sex are cheating on their wives.

but it doesn't say what percentage of guys having sex are cheating on their wives. if it's above 85%, then marital sex is actually safer, no? :D

yeah, it took me about a second to figure out i was wrong, too :D

okay, so you're a guy, and you're left-handed, and you jerk off another guy who's right-handed...

...iffenwhen you're not married to each other, it's double the risk.

my flawless reasoning, let me show you it!

Are penises made for right handed people, though?

well, from what i've heard, it's a question of how much one's own handedness has influenced the way it, um, points.

Hmm.. interesting. I always thought that if it pointed to one side or the other it was because they were born that way. Wow, it must take a lot of handling to actually make it change direction of... pointage. Or something.

Being left-handed makes me unique and who I am, but sometimes it irks me that I have to use right-handed stuff because that's the way most things are made. grrrr.

I'm pretty careful, though. :)

*hugs* Hello!

I bet the ones who die are the same type that uses the blow dryer in the bathtub. ;)

*snerk* yeah, probably. ;)

I wonder, with those statistics, how many right-handed people die on average, every day? I'll bet the right-handed percentage is higher, 'cause there are more right-handed people in the world than left. Just because we're left-handed, doesn't mean we're all stupid. ;)

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